I’m just a simple guy trying to learn as much as a can with the time I have.
These are my musings on politics, religion, folklore, art, science, history, and polar bears and so much more.
Nikola Tesla, Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, space, astronomy, astrophysics
Music, Music Videos, Movies, Hotness Food, Burgers, Coca-Cola, Coffee, Japan, Vending Machines, Train System
OTP, Peter and MJ, Dick and Barbara, Cassie and Conner, Kara and Tim, Jean and Logan, Bobbi and Clint, Thor and Sif, Boostle,
Marvel Comics, 30 Days of Marvel,
Hawkeye's costume, Iron Man's armour, Captain America's Uniform, Spider-Man's Costume, Quicksilver's Suit, Ms. Marvel's Costume,
Wonder Man's Costume,
Armoured Avengers, The Hulk's Style, The Black Panther’s Suit, Thor’s Garb, Hercules’ Armour, Luke Cage and his Yellow Shirt, The Black Knight Armour, The Closet of Hank Pym, DC Comics, Fables, Y: The Last Man, Northlanders, Mary Marvel, Supergirl, Miss Martian, Superboy, Green Lantern, Tim Drake,
Disney, Disney Princesses, Marvel Heroines, Sith Princesses, Gargoyles Princesses, Zombie Princesses, Disney Virtues, Disney Sins, Mucha Disney Princesses
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, The Dark Lord, Avada Kedavra, Spells, Hogwarts, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw
TV, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Smallville, Supernatural, Boy Meets World, Community
Try some of the other tumblrs that I work on. The TARDIS, and FUCK YEAH THOR
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Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
Badass LadIES of the day.
church of england you can’t preach about equal marriage “fundamentally changing the meaning of marriage” and “diluting” marriage when you were created so that henry viii could divorce katherine of aragon
In the Ottoman Empire, condemned high government officials had the right to have a foot race for their lives.
“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”
NEVER HAS THIS GIF BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE.
Oh, forget Margaret Atwood. Now I know who I really want to be when I grow up.
The spread of the black death.
Poland
Poland, tell us your secret.
Poland is the
oldnew Madagascar.If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there.
Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.
Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it.
I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.
Damn Italy, you scary.
I’m purebred Polish and I never knew this. No wonder we’re so anal with cleaning.
Did you know there is a statue of George Washington as a half naked pagan god?
Apparently it didn’t go over very well with the public.
I track the George Washington tag.
Maybe I’ll sacrifice a cupcake at an altar in front of this.
But damn it’s so sexy to be a Roman
Oh my gosh Washington would die of embarrassment if he knew this existed
His nipples are quite erect. But then again, maybe that wouldn’t be a concern if you wore a shirt, Roman Washington.
Saucy Washington is just cold! Not my favorite thing at the Smithsonian, but the thing that made me laugh the most. I wish there was a Lincoln counterpart.
Is there a history to this statue that I can read?
Peel Castle is a castle in Peel, Isle of Man originally constructed by Vikings. The castle stands on St Patrick’s Isle which is connected to the town by causeway. It is now owned by Manx National Heritage and is open to visitors during the summer.
photo by Jonathan Senior
I want to own a castle.
I’m reading Cornwall’s Saxon Tales right now and this pretty much sums up the main character Uther, although for him it’s the Danes more often then not.
for wunderkammer: ancient greek lead sling bullets with a winged thunderbolt engraved on one side and the inscription “take that” (δεξαι) on the other.
other sling slogans include “ouch” and “for pompey’s backside!”
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photo source: wikipedia. more ancient greek fun with slogan embossery can be found here.
12 Year Old Girl Discovers All U.S. Presidents Except One Related to One British King
-via Kurt White
That’s one hell of a chart!
Space Archeology! It’s real! Planetary is slowly becoming reality!
“Because it’s not like I’ve been saying that all along or anything.”
This is a rather interesting article.
The Antikythera Mechanism is one of those magical unexplainable discoveries that convinces people that aliens are responsible for all the monuments of the past (spoiler alert: they aren’t).
Anyone can see that you’re undermining the awe-inspiring achievements of the human past by claiming that our ancestors were not intelligent enough to build their societies and needed to rely on extraterrestrial aid.
BUT I PERCEIVE THAT I DIGRESS.
The Antikythera Mechanism was found in a shipwreck off one of the islands of Greece in the early 20th century. It’s a frigging computer.
Did I mention that it dates from 100BCE?
The Mechanism calculates astronomical positions perfectly (hence the alien theories). Basically, you crank in a date, and it tells you the position of the sun, moon, and stars. It has so many features that it was probably not used for navigation, so no one’s really sure what the purpose of it was. What is sure is that it is incredible, super advanced, flipping complicated, and will probably always be deliciously mysterious.
“Night Witches” is the English translation of Nachthexen, a World War II German nickname (RussianНочные ведьмы), for the female military aviators of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment, known later as the 46th “Taman” Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment, of the Soviet Air Forces. The regiment was formed by Colonel Marina Raskova and led by Major Yevdokia Bershanskaya. The regiment flew harassment bombing and precision bombing missions against the German military from 1942 to the end of the war. At its largest size, it had 40 two-person crews. It flew over 23,000 sorties and is said to have dropped 3,000 tons of bombs. It was the most highly-decorated female unit in the Soviet Air Force, each pilot having flown over 1,000 missions by the end of the war and twenty-three having been awarded the Hero of the Soviet Union title. Thirty of its members died in combat. The regiment flew in wood and canvas Polikarpov Po-2 biplanes, a 1928 design intended for use as training aircraft and for crop-dusting. The planes could carry only two bombs at a time, so multiple missions in a night were necessary. Although the aircraft were obsolete and slow, the pilots made daring use of their exceptional maneuverability; they had the advantage of having a maximum speed that was lower than the stall speed of both the Messerschmitt Bf 109and the Focke-Wulf Fw 190, as a result, the German pilots found them very difficult to shoot down. A stealth technique of the night bombers was to idle the engine near the target and glide to the bomb release point, with only wind noise to reveal their location. From June 1942, the 588th Night Bomber Regiment was within the 4th Air Army. In February 1943 the regiment was honored with a reorganization into the 46th Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment and in October 1943 it became the 46th “Taman” Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment. The word Taman referred to the unit’s involvement in two celebrated Soviet victories on the Taman Peninsula, during 1943.