I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the...– Marcus Aurelius
COBRA STARSHIP'S HOT MESS TOUR!
iamnotasthmatic: ryanstilesblueshoes: phoebejeebies: greenumbrellatrees: Here are the dates: 8/3 – The Basement – Columbus, OH 8/4 – Stage Door – Madison, WI 8/5 – Triple Rock – Minneapolis, MN 8/6 – Bottle Neck – Lawrence, KS 8/7 – The Black Sheep – Colorado Springs, CO 8/11 – Troubadour – West Hollywood, CA 8/12 – Club Congress –Tucson, AZ 8/14 – Emo’s Inside – Austin, TX 8/15 – White...
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
(via iamnotasthmatic) And for the obligatory emo guy comment. They also like douches. And yes I know that is from Good Charlotte.
what's with this new cooking fad among hipsters
iamnotasthmatic: bodyparts: iamnotasthmatic: bodyparts: it’s like wherever you look they’re shoving recipes down your throat fuqqqq It’s as if food didn’t exist till it became cool. Now there’s all these old school obscure ingredients you’ve probably never heard of…BUT MY GRANDMA KNOWS THEM, BOOYAH BITCH. Sorry, hipsters annoy the shit out of me.. and I love to cook. I’M GONNA MAKE...
Best craigslist personal ad ever. →
Ten Principles To The Zen Of Attraction
Promise Nothing Just do what you most enjoy doing. Hidden benefit: You will always over-deliver. Offer Nothing Just share what you have with those who express an interest in it. Hidden benefit: Takes the pressure off of wanting other people to see you as valuable or important. Expect Nothing Just enjoy what you already have. It’s plenty. Hidden benefit: You will realize how complete your...
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...– - Buddha
I fall in like with people too easy.
ANDREW STOP LIKING STUFF.
mimisaurus: Also, hi. :) I guess I will just go to bed then. pbbbt. Hi.
dsfincannon-dot-reblog: emonerdcore: dsfincannon: Personal Log (06/29/09): My girlfriend of eight months got back from a month long trip in Eastern Europe yesterday. She communicated very rarely with me during that month. She got home yesterday. I saw her for the first time today, took her out, and bought her ice-cream. She broke up with me while I was driving her home. So I’m feeling kinda...
dsfincannon: Personal Log (06/29/09): My girlfriend of eight months got back from a month long trip in Eastern Europe yesterday. She communicated very rarely with me during that month. She got home yesterday. I saw her for the first time today, took her out, and bought her ice-cream. She broke up with me while I was driving her home. So I’m feeling kinda off right now. Hint, hint: Hit on me....
Groups/Artists I have seen preform live.
Everclear Jefferson Starship All American Rejects Slipknot Deep Purple Nine Inch Nails Regina Spektor Sara Bareilles Maroon 5 Senses Fail
Such a pimp
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
Stolen from a great Blog....
Uncle Bobby’s Wedding Recently, a library patron challenged (urged a reconsideration of the ownership or placement of) a book called “Uncle Bobby’s Wedding.” Honestly, I hadn’t even heard of it until that complaint. But I did read the book, and responded to the patron, who challenged the item through email and requested that I respond online (not via snail-mail)...
RT @oneseven3: @Jon_Favreau origami iron man…. whoa....– Jon_Favreau
Me: Man I want some rotisserie chicken for lunch.
Coworker: Whats rotisserie chicken?
Me: You know its the kind of chicken that they serve at Boston Market.
Coworker: Man I have never been to Boston.
Me: What? No it's a restaurant.
Coworker: I just told you I have never been to Boston.
I'm going to sell my WoW account.
somethingintellectual: Any takers? 80 Enhance Shaman. All of my past exes. Epics. Blue Proto-Drake. LET ME KNOW. Am I the only person who has never played WoW?